Ever wanted to BE Rick Ross? Neither have I. Every once in a blue moon i'll have the urge to grunt like the man though.
Whether it be:
- finding out your cat doesn't have rabies.
- a negative Ebola test.
- or when you slap that nerd's books out of his hands and everybody cracks up laughing but all you feel is a cold emptiness and burning resentment towards your parents who didn't even care enough to teach you how to read when you were a child.
Then the Rick Ross Button is for you!
You'll never know when you'll have the need for a satisfying and hearty grunt. Which is why you should download this app, keep it on your front page, use it every day, click the ads, I don't care if the ads are for used tampons, click the fucking ads, AND GET ME PAAIDDD BITCH.
Now yar thinkin' like a Rick Ross! UH!
-PS. To my future wife and kids.. I promise this computer science education will pay off one day.